IC Contact for lastvoyages

[colorofthesky]

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“Hey, it’s Zack. Leave a message after the beep.”

[ beep ]

Comments

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Pagan's your Warden, right?

Have you asked him?

audio;

[citizendetective]

I'm asking you! You're a hero, right? Heroes help people, and I can trust you to be honest.

[Might as well shoot her shot with Sephiroth's method.]

audio;

[colorofthesky]

[ There is a pause. Then- ]

Sephiroth told you to use that line, didn't he?

audio;

[citizendetective]

Oh, so he has used it on you before.

audio;

[colorofthesky]

He's the only one here who would call me that. Usually in a taunting, villainous fashion.

Although he actually hasn't done that in a while.

audio;

[citizendetective]

If it's any consolation, he's probably not plotting something behind your back; apparently he hates subterfuge.

If his words can be believed, anyway.

audio;

[colorofthesky]

He only really lies if he thinks he can fuck with you. The rest of the time, he's an open book, so no, I'm not really worried about that.

audio;

[citizendetective]

Can he fuck with you?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

I mean, he tried to when I got here. But once he realized it wasn't working, he stopped.

audio;

[citizendetective]

He's a weird one. I didn't know people like him existed in real life; he's like a comic book villain.

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Yeah, we get all sorts back home.

I knew one guy who used to monologue a lot - only everything he said was quotes from his favorite epic.

audio;

[citizendetective]

No way. Did you ever call him on it?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Sure I did. He just didn't listen.

audio;

[citizendetective]

But did he keep doing it, even though he totally knew you knew he was plagiarizing?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

He was obsessed with it, so yeah. He just kept doing it.

audio;

[citizendetective]

Wow. Kind of pathetic. But, hey, if that was his thing...!

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Like I said! Some very odd characters where I'm from.

audio;

[citizendetective]

What other kinds of people have you met? What's your craziest story?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

...man, I wouldn't really know where to start with that.

[ A pause, then- ]

Pretty sure the weirdest thing that ever happened to me was when some guy ate my hair, though.

audio;

[citizendetective]

... Was it still on your head at the time?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Thankfully? No. He yanked out some of it and ate it.

audio;

[citizendetective]

Do you know why?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Oh yeah, I know why.

He thought eating my hair would make him normal again, but instead it made him an even uglier mutated monster thing.

It was super gross. I don’t recommend it.

audio;

[citizendetective]

Zack. Why would your hair do that?

audio;

[colorofthesky]

Bullshit science reasons that I’m not sure I understand myself half the time.

But that’s definitely the weirdest thing that’s happened to me personally.